Apple will ruin us all!

February 2, 2009 by Christoff Truter Comedy  

For a while now I've been a bit concerned about where apple's naming conventions are heading - when it comes to their products. (Which I believe will ultimately lead to the destruction of all mankind, armageddon)

a Quick search on the net reveals the pattern, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iLounge, iBook, iLife. I believe apple will one of these days decide to finally register the letter i as their trademark.

The li®terature of the future mi®ght end up qui®te strange, eventually bri®ngi®ng down all ci®vi®li®zati®on. Google recently joi®ned the whole i® revoluti®on as well, wi®th thei®r i®Google.

Potenti®ally thi®s mi®ght lead to huge court battles, si®nce thi®s i®s i®nfri®ngement on apple's ri®ghts. Forci®ng the search engi®ne gi®ant to rename i®ts product!

Google wi®ll end up havi®ng to rename i®t eGoogle, google brings out all ki®nds of new eProducts to compete wi®th apple on every front; eventually regi®stering the letter e as thei®r trademark.

Thi®s i®s whe®re® thi®ngs ge®t worse®, communi®cati®on hi®nge®s on the® ve®rge® of collapse®

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I would like to thank the German government for their donation of 10 Trillion Euros to make this post possible.